I came across this on basketmouths page and another version on lindaikeji.blogspot.com, I laugh sote laugh make me troway expensive fuel!
QUESTIONS U SHOULD ASK BEFORE BUYING THE NEW BLACKBERRY PORSCHE (at about N360,000)
(1) Does it download food?
(2) Does it fly?
(3) Does it transfer you via bluetooth to another country
(4) Does it come with another life?
(5) Does it come with unlimited BIS?
(6) Does it give you a lap dance?
(7) Does it have Brazilian hair?
If it does not perform any of the above functions, please don't kill ursef; consider buying a land and starting foundation..
I trust that naija people have started acquiring this already. This brings me to the title, I think Nigerians are just people that love adopting any new cultures, craze or fad. It amazes me how it cuts across our different cultural groups….Igbo, Yoruba, Hausa, Ibibio, Efik. If there is a sudden world wide accepted “status symbol” attached to having a yatch, trust me, Nigerians will start purchasing. The Anambra man will acquire his and set it afloat at Agulu lake, the Adamawa man does not mind displaying it, parked in front of his residence should he not have a river in his state to float it open.Well, I guess that is what makes us unique. But does anyone know the reason why Nigerians like to stand out?
BABY UPDATE: baby is growing daily and I thank God for his life, he is beginning to stare for long periods at me and he sleeps better at night now, that’s why am able to do this post now.
1 comments:
I saw that write up on someone's bb and i LMAO. Naija no go fit carry last at all at all. I'm sure some Unilag babes will have that phone already. *smh*. Why would someone spend between 400-450K on a phone ehnnnn? That kain thing baffles me. LOL @ Igbo man setting his yatch afloat at Agulu Lake. My dear, Nigerians like to show off and prove that they have arrived. Good to know that your little tot is now growing to be a big boy. Thank God for His faithfulness in the life of your family. Have a fabulous weekend.
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